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Brainbox Candy

Funny Concertina Card Grumpy Arse Rude Humour Birthday Card Novelty Gift UK

Funny Concertina Card Grumpy Arse Rude Humour Birthday Card Novelty Gift UK

Product Description

The Card for Someone Who's Earned the Right to Be Grumpy

Some birthdays call for a heartfelt message. Others call for honesty. This Funny Concertina Card by Brainbox Candy unfolds into a gloriously oversized statement, perfect for the person in your life who wears their grumpiness as a badge of honour.

It's rude, it's funny, and it'll get a genuine laugh. Printed in the UK on FSC-certified card, it's a card worth keeping.

Card Details

  • By Brainbox Candy, a cult British novelty card brand
  • Concertina format: 420x148mm open, A6 when closed
  • Printed in the UK on FSC-certified card stock, sustainably sourced
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Comes with a red envelope

Perfect For

Birthdays, milestone ages, anyone who appreciates a bit of irreverent British humour. A standout card that does the talking for you.

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Everything You Need to Know Before You Buy

When will my order be dispatched?

Orders placed before 1:00 pm on weekdays are dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 pm are dispatched the next working day.

How long does UK delivery take?

UK delivery typically takes 3–5 working days after dispatch, depending on the courier.

Do you offer free UK delivery?

Yes. Free UK delivery is available on orders over £50. Any delivery costs are clearly shown at checkout.

Can I return or exchange this item?

Yes. ALEWK.CLUB offers a free 30-day return or exchange window if the item isn’t right for you.

Is this product sustainably sourced?

Yes. Products sold on ALEWK.CLUB are curated from brands that meet strict sustainability standards, such as using recycled, plastic-free, compostable, or ethically sourced materials.

Is the packaging eco-friendly?

Yes. Orders are shipped in plastic-free, compostable packaging wherever possible.